Conformia

Status · updated on every visit

What is running, and what we have not proved

The top half is the ordinary question: is the service up. The bottom half is the one that matters to a licensed DPCO — every limit this product still has, read from the code that decides it, so that nobody here can soften it in a copy edit.

Service

Measured when you loaded this page. A round trip to the database, the age of the worker’s heartbeat, and the depth of the job queues — not the presence of a configuration value, which proves nothing about availability.

All three probes answering.

Probes run at 31 Aug 2026, 11:03:45 (West Africa Time).

What this product does not yet do

A DPCO is licensed personally against the NDPA. Buying our reading of a statute is a real risk, and the only honest way to sell it is to publish the edge of what we know. Every line below is read from the file named beside it — none of it is written down here, so none of it can be quietly improved.

  • Nigerian legal review

    Waiting on counsel

    No Nigerian lawyer has signed off the sanctions, the deadlines or the DCMI thresholds. We read GAID 2025 and the NDPA ourselves, from the Commission’s own PDF, and reading a statute correctly is not the same as being told by counsel that you read it correctly.

    Read from lib/legal/ng/sanctions.ts — NG_REVIEW.verified

  • Monetary figures on screen

    Waiting on counsel

    Because the review is pending, no fine, no penalty band and no filing fee renders anywhere in the product. The questionnaire, the score and the remediation plan work without them.

    Read from lib/legal/pack.ts — figuresPublishable()

  • NDPC licence verification

    Not built

    Nothing here has ever contacted the NDPC public register. A licence number is stored exactly as the firm typed it, and shown as declared. There is deliberately no function in this codebase that can mark one verified.

    Read from lib/dpco/ndpc.ts — ndpcRegisterConfigured()

  • CAR filing fees

    Waiting on counsel

    Schedule 10’s EHL band B reads “5,000-2,500 data subjects” descending, and band A starts at 10,000 — so 5,000 to 9,999 falls in no band at all. A DPCO quoting the wrong fee eats the difference, so no filing fee is encoded until counsel resolves it.

    Read from lib/legal/ng/dcmi.ts — CAR_FILING_FEES_ENCODED

  • The CAR audit questions

    Not built

    The five Parts and eleven lettered subsections of Schedule 2 are encoded with their citations. The roughly one hundred individual audit questions inside them are not reproduced, and the generator says so on the screen.

    Read from lib/legal/ng/car-template.ts — CAR_QUESTIONS_TRANSCRIBED

  • Filing the return

    Not built

    We assemble and seal a Compliance Audit Return. We do not file it — art. 10(12) puts filing on the Commission’s own portal. When you record a filing here, you are recording your own statement of what you did.

    Read from lib/dpco/car.ts — recordFiling() stores the firm’s own statement

  • The rate per active paying client

    Not built

    No rate is encoded. The counter runs, the month closes and the basis freezes; a period with no rate carries its count and no amount. Year one is free per licence, so this blocks nothing until month thirteen.

    Read from lib/billing/ng/rate.ts — NG_DEFAULT_RATE_PER_ACTIVE_CLIENT_KOBO

  • Taking payment

    Not built

    No payment rail is configured. Nothing in this product can currently charge anyone, and the paid and invoiced states exist in the schema with nothing able to write them.

    Read from lib/billing/ng/rate.ts — collectionRail()

The review, counted

17 questions for counsel to close, and 17 obligations of twenty still carrying no section number. An empty citation is a task; an invented one is a liability that reads exactly like a fact.

Capabilities, by maturity

5 available · 11 in pilot · 7 planned. A capability nobody can reach from a screen is planned, however well the code behind it runs.

The same thing, for a machine

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